Keeping It Casual
Posted by Jason Cosper | Filed under General
Oh Ask MeFi, you’re such a treasure trove of good advice sometimes…
Here is how you tell if a woman that you meet likes to give casual blowjobs.
Step 1. Look down. Is there a woman there? If so, move on to step 2.
Step 2. Is this a casual situation? For example, are there more than 12 people around you? If so, are they wearing flip-flops? Is the amount of time that you have known this woman more likely to be tallied in days, minutes or seconds? If it is minutes or seconds, move on to step 3.
Step 3. You are a casual blowee. You have determined that you have met a lady who likes to give casual blowjobs. She may also be a fabulous person and/or like to have long-term relationships, but you will have to ask her about that when her mouth isn’t full.
It may be a bit crass for some of y’all — and I’m sorry if you think it was — but it was still funny enough for me to want to share it.
Gimme Some Ear Candy
Posted by Jason Cosper | Filed under Music
At first, I had a real hard time shelling out $9.99 for for 15 minutes worth of content — but now that I’ve done so, I’m really glad I picked up Ze Frank’s The Songs from iTunes. It’s a collection of 21 Ze classics such as Where The Fuck Do Ideas Come From? and Anti-intellectualism in much better quality than the versions I ripped for myself from the original videos.
So if you’re a fan, get to buying this. If you aren’t, don’t. And if you don’t know what I’m going on about, go watch The Show. Seriously, you’ll thank me later.
Hobo With A Shotgun
Posted by Jason Cosper | Filed under Film, Video
I’m not sure why this trailer is showing in the Canadian release of Grindhouse and not the US one, but I’m happy to see it up on YouTube at the very least.
March Madness
Posted by Jason Cosper | Filed under Geekery
Yeah, that’s seriously my cell bill from the last month.
Thanks to Twitter — and more importantly, my Twitter friends at SXSW, BarCampLA and eTech — I recieved a whopping 2185 texts to my phone this last billing cycle. That’s kind of a lot, isn’t it?
Anyhow, I’m really glad that T-Mobile gives me an unlimited text plan as part of my Sidekick services. I’m pretty sure that I’d be turning off notifications right now if they didn’t…
Apple And EMI Drop DRM
Posted by Jason Cosper | Filed under Geekery, Music
The best part (to me at least) about Apple and EMI’s DRM free deal is the news that full album prices are still going to stay the same. That is to say that the price will remain around the $9.99 mark — but your purchase will apparently net you the DRM free 256 kbps AAC versions of the tracks.
Now I don’t know about you, but that gives me loads more incentive to start buying full albums thru iTunes. Well, you know, so long as I like most of the tracks on an album. That’s still going to be a big deal for me. Still, this whole announcement is a step in the right direction for online music.
