Category Archives: WTF

Flight Of The Living Dead

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Snakes on a plane? That shit is straight up played out, yo. Zombies on a plane tho? Now that’s something I can get behind!

This trailer makes “Flight Of The Living Dead” (formerly “Plane Dead”) look so horrible that it might end up being hilarious. Fighter jets that are obviously models? Hello Ed Wood! Firing machine guns inside an airliner at 30,000 feet? Holy suspension of disbelief, Batman!

Honestly, if I didn’t love zombies and B movies and I saw this trailer, I’m pretty sure I would be out. So it’s a good thing that I do, I guess… ;)

I guess the burning question for me is, when in the hell is this coming out?

Vagina Power

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Speaking of coworkers, my boy Nick P. sent me this little public access nugget over internal IM the other day. You should really know that it’s quite dirty for a lot of work and some home environments — if the title “vagina power” didn’t already tip you off, that is — but it is still very hilarious. You should definitely watch it when you have a minute.

Just to get you prepared for the greatness inside, I’ve got a few choice Alexyss Tylor quotes scraped together for y’all to enjoy…

“She insane. Her mind ain’t good because the penis done ejaculated all in her brain.”

“If you want to earn your man, you got to learn your man.”

“With a penis all up in your vagina man, you don’t have no defenses.”

See? It’s totally magical! How could you not want to look now?

Update: Alexyss Tylor has a MySpace! Thanks for the add!

Phone Etiquette

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Dear Unidentified Caller,

If you’re gonna call me more than half a dozen times from an unlisted number over the course of 10 minutes, please have the dignity to leave a fucking message. If you really wanted to talk to me, you would have the common decency to do that at the very least.

KTHXBYE,
Jason

Banksy’s Elephant

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Here’s a quick little video of the much buzzed painted elephant from Banksy’s “Barely Legal” exhibit. I’ll have my photos and other reflections posted a bit later tonight.

P.S. From what I understand, the elephant was covered in breathable paint and seemed rather chill in its behavior while I was there. It was also constantly being fed hay and taken outside at least once over the hour that Sarah and I were there checking things out. So spare me any comments about animal cruelty, por favor.