
Author: Jason Cosper
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King Kukulele
Wow, that’s a blast from the past…
Screenhead just pointed to a commercial for satellite radio featuring the locally infamous King Kukulele. The King was a staple at The Hub in Fullerton before they closed it down for renovations a little more than a year ago.
I remember spending countless nights watching him demolish the crowds with a well placed cover of “Folsom Prison Blues” or something as equally out of place. The looks on the faces of the unsuspecting people he’d throw his uke at before he’d snatch it back on its bungee cord. How uppity he’d get at the people on the back fringes of the audience who would dare to chat during his performance.
Come to think of it, he was sort of a jerk. I’m pretty sure that was just a schtick, tho. At least I hope it was.
I’ve lost track of him since The Hub closed down, but I’d love to know where he’s performing now. Anyone have any clues?
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Bit Rot – 11.10.05
+ Garrett went and got uppity about the web design buzzword du jour, realign. Seriously dude, right the fuck on.
+ Wikipedia’s List of British English words not used in American English ought to come in handy eventually.
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Jaffa Cakes
Brian: That’s chaos theory. The belief that the future is in fact a mathematically predictable preordained system.
Daisy: So somewhere out there in the vastness of the unknown there’s an… equation for predicting the future?
Brian: An equation so complex as to utterly defy possibility of comprehension by even the most brilliant human mind, but an equation nonetheless.
Tim: [in dawning realization] Oh my god…
Brian: What?
Daisy: What?
Tim: I’ve got some fucking Jaffa Cakes in my coat pocket.Fediverse Reactions
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The Fuckest Uppest
Apple just made my week by announcing that they’re opening their store in the Brea Mall this Saturday. Seeing as how I’m planning on attending the This Week In Tech taping at the Portable Media Expo later in the afternoon, it looks like I’m going to have a busy weekend.
Anyone want to come line up with me?
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Guilty Pleasures
Friends might laugh or recoil in abject horror when you drunkenly admit that one of your guilty pleasures is Gilmore Girls – but the ones really worth keeping around dismiss your confession with, “Well, at least you’re not addicted to EastEnders…”
P.S. I know my geek cred totally went out the window by confessing this, but fuck it. My crush on Lauren Graham knows no boundaries.
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