Oh Ask MeFi, you’re such a treasure trove of good advice sometimes…
Here is how you tell if a woman that you meet likes to give casual blowjobs.
Step 1. Look down. Is there a woman there? If so, move on to step 2.
Step 2. Is this a casual situation? For example, are there more than 12 people around you? If so, are they wearing flip-flops? Is the amount of time that you have known this woman more likely to be tallied in days, minutes or seconds? If it is minutes or seconds, move on to step 3.
Step 3. You are a casual blowee. You have determined that you have met a lady who likes to give casual blowjobs. She may also be a fabulous person and/or like to have long-term relationships, but you will have to ask her about that when her mouth isn’t full.
It may be a bit crass for some of y’all — and I’m sorry if you think it was — but it was still funny enough for me to want to share it.