Jason Cosper

Semper fudge.

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A Bottle Full Of Guilt

“In Fiji, a state-of-the-art factory spins out more than a million bottles a day of the hippest bottled water on the U.S. market today, while more than half the people in Fiji do not have safe, reliable drinking water. Which means it is easier for the typical American in Beverly Hills or Baltimore to get a drink of safe, pure, refreshing Fiji water than it is for most people in Fiji.”

On Taking Charge

“Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.”

Michael Scott, The Office

Hands On Experience

Jason: Are you too much of a lady to give a handjob?
Sarah: Why should I give handies when I can give vaginies?

Perspectives

“There’s more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat’s perspective, they all suck.”

ZeFrank

Losing My Edge

“I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.”

LCD Soundsystem, “Losing My Edge

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