I used to have some little bad days, and I kept them in a little box. And one day, I threw them out into the yard. “Oh, it’s just a couple little innocent bad days.” Well, we had a big rain. I don’t know what it was growing in but I think we used to…
Me: You’re a Latina. You have a culture. I’m a WASP. Nerd culture is all I’ve got. Her: You’re grasping at straws. Me: I might be, but those straws are +2 to my constitution.
Well Intentioned, Slightly Grungy Youth: Hey man, got a moment for Greenpeace? Businessman: Got a moment for a shower, hippie? Oh Greenpeace street team, will you ever catch a break?