When I realized my brand new Guild of Calamitous Intent tee from AstroBase Go! had a decent sized hole where one shouldn’t be, I decided to mail them about it. Fabric imperfections happen from time to time — especially on American Apparel tees.  After a little back and forth with Venture Bros. series creator Jackson Publick — mostly to send photographic evidence that the hole existed — I ended up getting this reply:

We’re happy to send you a replacement shirt which contains only the necessary number of holes to qualify as a shirt.

Hah!  Good one!  Well played, Mr. Publick…