Taking a Nerf dart straight to the eye and having it suction on is no fun whatsoever.

Despite apologizing profusely, the coworker who did it to me will pay dearly…

P.S. Don’t worry, I’m not blind or anything. Things are just sort of blurry out of my left eye.
P.P.S. Actually, my vision’s cleared right up. My eye still feels sort of meh, but I’m sure that’ll go away too.